Reviews

The Best of Old Guestbook Comments

06 Apr 1997: The feel-good site of the summer! I liked it better than Cats! -- H.F.

06 Apr 1997: What one sees before them is an extraordinary acheivement that defies categorization. A masterful debut, swollen with a rare amalgamation of technology, art, and raw humanity. Present here are the spirits of Descartes, Joyce, Da Vinci and Vagoda in a spirited alchemy of innovation, scholorship and technique. Tien stands among the creative giants of history; this precocious diplomat of cyberspace has woven a metaphysical tapestry in an epochal style of his own grand design--none can be found to be his equal.

10 Apr 1997: Looking for the truth between the lines, on the Alan Page. The rage upon the page, like an azured lightening flash, Shows the shells of concepts that have all burnt down to ash. In a factor of the numbers hides a waiting message game, but Would you look between the links, for the meaning of the names? Then, The concepts turn to precepts and ideas freeze into rules, (If the clarity eludes you still, you lack the proper tools) And deliver us from blindness, heal the conceptual malaise And bring us into light, into the glory of the Page.

09 May 1997: CROP is really COOL!! You do good work! ............**Mommy**

Engagement Story Reactions

Alan- Was she referring to the ring or another piece of anatomy when she said, "Oh, it's so big!"

Congratulations, Alan and Mae-Ling! Ok, now let's hear Mae-Ling's version! Look forward to seeing you two in person. Mina

Congratulations Alan. Saw your web page. Quite nicely done in Paris. Take it easy - Jon

Alan, your web site is awesome! How'd you do it? Did you use html editors? The proposal story is recaptured word for word! I'm very impressed. Ok, you big stud, say, "Hi" to Susan for me.
--Carole

Alan,
Congrats! The proposal was a good one and pictures are nice!!! ML has found the guy!!
Cheers. (Kenneth Cheuk)

What can I say? I've never read an engagement saga on-line before! Congrats!! (MER)

Such a romantic story!!! Congratulations to Alan and Maeling!!!!!!
*Smile'

Al, You know I am not one for kissing butt so I am not going to give you any praises. Congratulations! Matt

"Mes tres sinceres Felicitations." I'm happy to see that our old city of Paris is still usefull to some !
Louis
PS1: sorry about the air-cond. in the first hotel in Paris. PS2: congratulation also for the site...well done.

ML and Alan, Had tears in my eyes as I read this one - many congrats!
-Carolyn

Hey Alan,
Just wanted to give you my Congratulations on your engagement. Great play by play pix! Richard

Congratulations on your engagement! Trés Romantique! I am full of happiness for both of you!
Pam Rasmussen, Los Gatos, CA

Alan!! I love your home page! Congratulations to you and Mae Ling!! You're fabulous!

alan- congratulations on your engagement. sorry i missed you at the oval this past sunday. hope you are doing well and hope you'll still play with v-ball with your team even though you're a very taken man :) take care, love, ingrid :)

Alan: your proposal story was fabulous! :) congratulations again! :) /helen

Al, Way cool proposal story man. I'm sneaking a peak at your page at work (which I ain't supposed to do). I have a question though, if you hadn't been able to find someone to take the picture, would you have just waited until later? After all, you couldn't be late for the show. Very romantic, thoroughly planned, sounds just like you Alan. Of course you know, you've just one-upped like every guy with a girlfriend. Gotten any hate-mail yet from guys who are probably right now getting pestered by their girlfriends? Panger

Dear Mae-Ling and Al, Congratulations on your engagement in Paris. I got your card/note and Jessica also emailed me about the good news. You both look very happy,handsome, and pretty. Thanks for sharing with us this wonderful news. Love, Mrs. Lin

congratulations! I am so happy for you two when I read this romantic proposal story on the web. The story and pictures were great. Now I will have another beautiful memory when Mike and me go up Iffel Tower. Thank you!! --Hsiang-Hsiu

Congratulations to both of you! The proposal story was beautiful, I loved it! It made my day happier. Hope all is well :) -Lisa Hing

Mae-Ling and Alan, Congratulations! I was moved and amused by the big proposal story. I am very happy for you both! Thanks for sharing your story. I'm sure you'll have a very exciting journey through life together. Your friend, Cyndi Chin-Lee (cynthia.chin-lee@eng.sun.com)

Alan, Congratulations!!! I can't believe I have to read about this through a web page rather than hear it in person! Regardless, I'm very happy for you both, and can't wait to meet Mae-Ling. Liner.

 

Faux-Reviews

Written by my creative co-worker Harlan Findley

The reviews are in on Alan Tien's web page:

"Stunning! A breakthrough achievement in web construction!"
- NY Times

"A magical, nay, spiritual journey through the mind and statistics of Alan Tien. Tien has succeeded in tearing down the fascist walls separating art from information. Moreover, the poignant duality of creator and subject, captured on this page in a vibrant unification, is at the same time beautiful and disturbing."
- SF Bay Guardian

"Totally irresponsible! An exercise in moral negligence! Perhaps Mr. Tien forgets that there are children surfing this internet of ours. Or maybe he has remembered, and has put this page of Satan right where our little ones will find it, with its 'hot links' to other pits of vice. Andersen Consulting indeed."
- Ralph Reed, Christian Coalition

"Like a ride in the country on a sunshiny day. Not too many big words."
- Cosmopolitan

"TIEN AND MAE-LING IN BIZARRE CYBERSPACE TRYST! THE JEZEBEL OF HTML MEETS HER MATCH!"
- National Inquirer

"Hey, isn't that our volleyball graphic?"
- Lloyd Simms, Sports Illustrated

"My God, she hasn't been able to think of anything else since she read that damn web page. She's listless in the office, confused in meetings, and has started sending flowers to herself. For Christ's sake, Marimba now has a machine dedicated full time to displaying that page..."
- Flora McKuppenheimer, Kim Polese's executive assistant, of Polese's recent "malaise"

"I didn't see my name."
- Harlan Findley, citizen